Cuckmas Carols: Bald​-​Headed Lies!

by Santa Cuck

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released March 4, 2017

Sandpaper, Doctor Madcow, Ed Word & Dick Masterson

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Track Name: Little Cuckold Boy
Madcast Media
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Stolen iTunes Feed
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I will debate both sides
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Hashtag Dick lies
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Who will assist me?
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Rucka Ruck Ruck

I don't need a Scshean
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My audio is fine!
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I have the greatest show!
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I plug my own pee hole!
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I hate all my fans
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God, they suck

I'm a writer
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I have a twitch stream too
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I'm broke and bald and sad
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And my content is bad
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I hate this song now
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Its disavowed
Track Name: The Twelve Days Of Cuckmas
On the twelfth day of Cuckmas, Maddox brought to meeeeeeee:

Twelve Implications
Eleven Edgelord N-Bombs
Ten Boring Statistics
Nine Thernoviches
Eight doxxed conversation
Seven Maintained Rape Lists
Six W-9’s
Fiiiiiiiiivvveeeee Unwrriittteeen Books!
Four dead Patreons
Three Dropped Sponsors
Two unfunny co-hosts
And a big steaming plate of hot goss!
Track Name: Jingle George
Cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck
Maddox is a cuck
There’s no punchline here!
Maddox is a cuck

Cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck
This is not creative!
We honestly just don’t like George
Cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuuuuuuuuuuuck!